gryphonrhi, clanwilliam, what are your thoughts on pinstripes, waistcoats, and glasses?
heyheyrenay: #the second photo is a goddamn problem
Um, I’m going to need you to explain in very small words how the first photo isn’t.
Evans has been cosplaying Justin Hammer for a while now. I think we need a Sam Rockwell advises Chris Evans on his life choices, copperbadge.
"Chris — can I call you Chris?"
"Please stop touching me, Mr. Hammer."
"Chris, in this world, there are winners and losers. And you know how you tell the winners?"
"I’m terrified you’re going to tell me."
"A waistcoat is a sure sign of success, my man. It’s easier to pick out winners by their waistcoats than to try to identify and ignore losers."
"You know that was just a fashion shoot, right?"
"Waistcoats, Chris. Waistcoats."
"I am going to do the exact opposite of everything you say."
RDJ Justin Hammer Poorly Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]
I honestly don’t know jack about Sam Rockwell, but I figured if anyone would try to advise Chris Evans on his life choices, Justin Hammer would…